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Pickup Lines
for Women to Use
- Hello
- Hi
- Hey!
- [Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven.
- Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
- Are those space pants you have on? Because your butt looks out of this world!
- Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ‘Ten’ I see.
- Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
- Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.
- Do these look real?
- Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
- Excuse me do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Have I seen you somewhere before? In my dreams maybe?
- Here I am! Now you have two wishes left!
- Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]
- How do you feel today? (“Good.”) I asked how you felt, not how you look.”
- I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.
- I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
- I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
- I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.
- I seem to have lost my teddy bear, can you please take his place?
- If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.
- If McDonalds named a sandwich after you it would be McGeorgeous.
- If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.
- I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.
- Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.
- Want to take a swim in my ocean?
- Was you father a boxer? Cuz, You're a knock out!
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
- You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
- You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
- Your father must have been a baker. Where else could you have gotten such great buns!
- Your mother called and she said it is okay if you sleep over.
- You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.
- You're on my list of things to do tonight.
- You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
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